Suburban Myths Birthday Cards
Have you ever had a hard time finding the right birthday card for a friend? Us too. Most cards are typically too lame, sappy or silly. Suburban Myth birthday cards have just the right blend of attitude and humor. Buy a box set of 12 so you’re set for the year and get 2 free.
Cards measure 5" x 7".
Captions:
- I picked this out just for you. - And one just for me. Happy Birthday!
- I love celebrating your birthday! - It’s the morning after that I hate. Cheers to Your Day!
- 30 is the New 20! - Perfect, so size 14 is the new size 4. Happy Birthday!
- 40 is the New 30! - Perfect, so size 14 is the new size 4. Happy Birthday!
- 50 is the new 40! - Perfect, so size 14 is the new size 4. Happy Birthday!
- Birthdays are best spent with family! - Until 5:00 p.m. We’ll pick you up at 5:01 for Happy Birthday Hour!
- You look better than ever! - Bitch. Happy Birthday!
- You can have your cake and eat it too! - That’s what liposuction is for. Happy Birthday!
- Your birthday is a time to be free! - From domestic duties, children and bar tabs. Here’s to a great girls’ night out.
- Make a wish! - Sorry, I can’t help you run away to Mexico.
- Birthday shots are on me! - Tequila, Botox or both? Happy Birthday!
- You’re not getting older, you’re getting better. - At ignoring it. Happy Birthday!
- You never ask a true lady her age. - So, exactly how old are you? Happy Birthday.
- Your birthday should be all about you. - After you’ve finished carpool, cleaning, laundry, school projects, soccer practice, grocery shopping and making your own cake.